Carb eaters "sexually frustrated"

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Ok... so I like to eat carbohydrate food, cakes and chips.

Does that mean I am stressed and sexually frustrated? or maybe I am stressed because I am sexually frustrated.. all makes sense now *lol*

I like the fact that eating cake means ur sexually frustrated cos then sexual frustration tastes so great! and what about Asians? They eat rice 3 times a day.. they must all be sexually frustrated huh?