The em0.C.

Watch this, it is so hilarious and so true!

The emoO.C.

Marissa : "OMG mum you are seducing him, mum stop, you are going to seduce him, get off him please"

Marissa's mum: "Marissa what is your problem?"

Marissa: "Do u wanna know? Do you really wanna know whats on my mind?"

Marissa's mum: "Yes"

Marissa: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh" (screaming)

Haha they soooo do that!!

Who Is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six Schitt, were inseparable throughout Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens nuptials." The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarce. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Gawd, I miss Brissy

Ohmigod, I’ve just realized that there are 5 guys sharing the house with me, not 4. While I was walking to the bathroom to take my morning shower, the main door opened and a guy walked in. I was quite shocked and asked him if he was moving here. He told me he’s been staying here for ages. I must have looked like a complete idiot. I’ve been living here for 2 weeks now and I have never seen this guy before. So I said yeah, ok (completely puzzled). Nevertheless, I continued my journey to the bathroom without asking more questions.

At 9.00 am, I was ready to go to Brisbane. I was planning to visit Mea, but she was too embarrassed for me to see her messy house. So I decided to go to Indooroopilly to shop. My priority is to buy a pair of sunnies. I’ve bought a pair last year but somehow it broke. So I bought another one from ValleyGirl about 3 weeks ago. This one didn’t last long.. I lost it a few days ago. I like the sunnies so much so I went to ValleyGirl again today to get the same sunnies and walla they are still selling it *Yippee*. I also bought 2 polo shirts from Giordano without even going to the fitting room to try them on. The checkout guy asked if I was a big fan of the shirts… HELL YEAH I AM! I even remember what size polo shirt fits me. By the way, I notice Giordano checkout guys are so emo and so cute.

After a couple hours at Indro, I went back to Gold Coast. At Helensvale train station, I met Ben. I haven’t seen him for ages so we chatted while waiting for the bus to arrive. He reckoned its going to be tough for me living with strangers.. we’ll see. His bus arrived early so I was all alone again until I saw my housemate, (insert name here). I hardly talk with any of my housemates cos they seem shy and they locked themselves in their own rooms all day (I am guilty of these too) so I thought it’s the best time to get to know each other better. So I approached him and started saying (a) the usual stuff “hello, how are you?”, (b) the silly stuff “are you and (insert name of other housemate) brothers cos ur names are quite similar’ and (c) something about food “do you like Nandos?”. I seemed to get better response with (c). So we talked and talked about Nandos till our bus arrived. I have pretty much broken the ice so there wont be anymore awkward moments with him in the future hopefully. I cant wait to put my charm on the boys at home *hehe* Wish me luck =)

Roasted Bird

I woke up at about 6 am, checked any missed calls and messages on the phone, took a shower, got dressed, had crackers and cheese for brekkie then off to uni. It took me 15-20 mins to walk from home to uni. When I got to Uni, I’ve found out that the library opens at 1pm *grrr damn uni* So I set up my laptop at the open area near the bushes. About 15 mins having a good time on the net, I spotted 2 gecko like reptiles close to me. (Takes a deep breathe, don’t panic). I packed my stuff up then moved to the empty open cafeteria. About half an hour later, a few guys arrived and sat not far from me, making loud noises. I was so annoyed and gave them the talk-somewhere-else-there-are-many-more-seats available-far-far-away-from-me look. Somehow, (I think) it came across like I was checking them out. So, instead of making them go, they were making jokes out loud and doing some silly stunts just so I’d look at them again. And… yes, it worked. I looked at them one more time and they smiled at me. I didn’t smile back. That probably made me the bitch of Gold Coast, but I didn’t care. After what seemed like forever, they gave up and walked away. (Phew, finally I got some space for myself). Not long after peaceful internet-ing, a huge bird flew and landed next to me, I stood up and tried to shoo it away but it didn’t move an inch. So I thought, this bird is pretty tame, it wouldn’t disturb me. WRONG!!!!!!! It moved towards me and ‘jumped’ up the table. I moved quickly to the other table, taking with me my laptop and my mobile only. Shit, I forgot my bag. So I tried to shoo it away again… and again and again. It didn’t work, instead it pecked my bag a couple times (You are so gunna regret that!!) I took a break and rang Deny up for more ideas on how to get rid of this bird. She came up with (a) ideas that I’ve already tried and (b) stupid ideas. So I went for (a) again. Somehow, the bird stopped pecking (what a relief)…. Looked at me… and flew towards me. I screamed for a bit. (God damn it, this bird is attacking me!) I took my laptop and moby as quickly as I could, grabbed my bag and ran away. Thank god, no one was there to see the bird incident. I walked back home, feeling frustrated and pissed off. Bloody bird, I hope you get roasted one day by the bloody summer! The End.

Oi Oi Oi

So many things have happened since I got back to Aus and it has only been slightly over 2 weeks. About 6 hours after the plane landed in Aus, Deny and I went to Gold Coast (looking like total zombies due to lack of sleep) to look for a place for me to stay. It took me 3 days to find a place that I like. We rented a car and moved in on Saturday 4th Feb. The car was a piece of shit, but it was awesome on long distance travel. I so love driving in Aus.. might get myself a car one day if I got enough dosh (yerr.. keep dreaming Dee). Deny and I settled in pretty quickly in my new place. I like my room so much – its a pretty decent size bedroom that has a double bed and a huuuuuge built in wardrobe with mirrors *Yay* The house is ok looking and its pretty close to uni. It has 7 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a kitchen and a small living room. I live with 4 guys at the moment. Its not so bad living with guys actually. They don’t bitch much. The only thing that bothers me is their “messiness”. Males are messy creatures – I have to put up with that *sighs* Anyway, Deny and I spent most of Deny’s last week here shopping. I’ve bought 7 tops, a comfy Jiffies, a robe, a hot pink thongs, a wallet, lots of lippies ( I got 14 lippes now, my fave is Lancome JT, it is so heavenly gorgeous) and I got Lancome Miracle miniature to add into my perfume collection. I got my bangs done too for...... $7 *lol* bloody cheap and the Oscar Oscar people love it. They prolly thought I got it done in some high end salon.

2 crazy weeks had gone by, so Deny had to go home *boo*. We had a good time here.. o0o0o remember Brendon? *pmplmao* u stalker!! Hehe and mhm don’t forget the finger licking good briyani at Surfers and White choco macadamia mania ice cream =P By the way, you left your right/left striped white/pink sock in my room.. the other sock must be so lonely in Brunei *lol* poor sock!

Well I better go home now, its lunch time and my fried rice is waiting for me =)