Roasted Bird

I woke up at about 6 am, checked any missed calls and messages on the phone, took a shower, got dressed, had crackers and cheese for brekkie then off to uni. It took me 15-20 mins to walk from home to uni. When I got to Uni, I’ve found out that the library opens at 1pm *grrr damn uni* So I set up my laptop at the open area near the bushes. About 15 mins having a good time on the net, I spotted 2 gecko like reptiles close to me. (Takes a deep breathe, don’t panic). I packed my stuff up then moved to the empty open cafeteria. About half an hour later, a few guys arrived and sat not far from me, making loud noises. I was so annoyed and gave them the talk-somewhere-else-there-are-many-more-seats available-far-far-away-from-me look. Somehow, (I think) it came across like I was checking them out. So, instead of making them go, they were making jokes out loud and doing some silly stunts just so I’d look at them again. And… yes, it worked. I looked at them one more time and they smiled at me. I didn’t smile back. That probably made me the bitch of Gold Coast, but I didn’t care. After what seemed like forever, they gave up and walked away. (Phew, finally I got some space for myself). Not long after peaceful internet-ing, a huge bird flew and landed next to me, I stood up and tried to shoo it away but it didn’t move an inch. So I thought, this bird is pretty tame, it wouldn’t disturb me. WRONG!!!!!!! It moved towards me and ‘jumped’ up the table. I moved quickly to the other table, taking with me my laptop and my mobile only. Shit, I forgot my bag. So I tried to shoo it away again… and again and again. It didn’t work, instead it pecked my bag a couple times (You are so gunna regret that!!) I took a break and rang Deny up for more ideas on how to get rid of this bird. She came up with (a) ideas that I’ve already tried and (b) stupid ideas. So I went for (a) again. Somehow, the bird stopped pecking (what a relief)…. Looked at me… and flew towards me. I screamed for a bit. (God damn it, this bird is attacking me!) I took my laptop and moby as quickly as I could, grabbed my bag and ran away. Thank god, no one was there to see the bird incident. I walked back home, feeling frustrated and pissed off. Bloody bird, I hope you get roasted one day by the bloody summer! The End.